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Anonymous asked:
Hi! Do you have any dramione about finding treasure? Adventure theme, and they have enemies who wants the treasure too. So they must work together to get it.
dramioneasks answered:
The Ruins by In_Dreams - E, 14 chapters - After years of effort, Hermione’s research turns up the location of a mythical treasure―but she isn’t alone in the hunt. She has the expertise; they have the expedition. They’re all about to find more than they bargained for. Draco/Hermione/Theo polyfic.
Those Who Wander… by LazyTuesdayMorning - M, WIP - Washed up, washed out, and usually wasted. Draco Malfoy has found himself trying to eke out a living on the magical archipelago known as the Andanzas. Granted the jungle has a nasty habit of trying to off the local populace, but when your neighbours are drug dealers, cut-throats, and one rumoured serial killer, being an ex-Death Eater barely registers. That and he can’t exactly leave since someone’s stolen his plane. In London, Hermione Granger all but sleeps in her office dreaming of the day that she can actually visit one of the places she researches for the Museum. With a treasure map, no magic, and a thin lead on a mysterious woman named Goldie, Hermione is going to realise that out in the jungle one needs to rely on the most unlikely of allies to survive.
Hoist the Colours by Aneiria - E, 4 chapters - ‘First time docking in Hogsmeade?’ Hermione called out, a peace offering of sorts. The silver-eyed pirate gave her a shark-like smile and took a few steps closer. ‘We are new to the island, yes,’ he agreed. ‘What is it in our countenance that gives us away?’ ‘Nothing in your countenance, sir,’ Hermione taunted him. ‘But I know every corsair that passes through these waters, and eyes like yours are ones I’d never forget.’
Treasure Hunt by blondfirefly - T, 34 chapters - To defeat fear, Wizarding Schools are hosting a Tri-wizard tournament. Three students from each school are selected, with the Hogwarts Trio being the most unusual. New friendships are born, new feelings arise, and hearts are broken. An eighth year Dramione fanfiction.
In These Dreams of EternityIn These Dreams of Eternity By: Vashka - M, 7 chapters - An adventure as old as Merlin. An unknown Prize. One magical ship. Exotic locations. Extreme danger. Two enemies. No wands. Destiny waits. DM/HG
The Search for the Sun Disc by Misdemeanor1331 - M, 5 chapters - Professional curiosity often takes Draco Malfoy to far-flung and exotic locations, most of which happen to be of archaeological interest to and actively excavated by Ministry employee and former flame, Hermione Granger. When an Egyptian dig yields an artefact of immeasurable power, Draco and Hermione are forced to partner once more, facing danger, betrayal, and a force that neither can fully comprehend.
-Lisa
A Song of Ice and Fire and Awkward Ex Boyfriends by blue_string_pudding, EnchantedPixie495 - M, 8 chapters - When a dragon thought to be extinct for a century is spotted in Iceland, Hermione somehow ends up playing chaperone to the trip to see if the rumours are true.And who doesn’t want to trek across a snowy wasteland, towards what may - or may not be - a huge, firebreathing beast, with the world’s most exciteable red head and your ex-boyfriend?
Egyptian Dust and Wanderlust by Ash_ling_ook, Maria81 - E, 11 chapters - Why on Earth did I write a sexy adventure/horror story starring Draco and Hermione with a heavy-ish side of (platonic) Ron? Lord help me, I don’t know…but it’s ‘The Mummy’ AU that I didn’t think anyone cared for but I needed to write. As it begins, Hermione is in a career she always dreamed of as an archivist who travels to foriegn countries. So why is she feeling so stuck? Draco is wasting his time in a prison cell in Azkaban after a less than desirable business venture he pursued out of boredom and maybe a bit of rebellion. Is he truly feeling apathetic about life post-war or has he just not been challenged by the right person? Ron makes an outlandish discovery bolstered by the enticement of riches. His need for help on his quest brings him to Hermione. The curious circumstances of his discovery lead them to Draco. What they uncover in the hidden sands of Egypt sets forth an unexpected mission to save the planet. A Dramione romance set in the world of 1999’s epic blockbuster story, The Mummy. (Some original characters from The Mummy have been used).
Various Storms and Saints - viridianatnight - E, 48 chapters, Words: 199,835 - After the war, Hogwarts has been rebuilt and classes are back in session, much to the dismay of Hermione Granger. Forced to be Head Girl, Savior Muggle-born, and Golden Girl to the wizarding world, she is struggling to keep herself together. A tangled mess of grief, memory, and insufferable pain, Hermione yearns to find someone just as broken as she is. Maybe that someone is the only person she hates. Maybe they have blonde hair and devastating silver eyes and maybe, just maybe, she finds them just as fucked up as she is. Maybe she hates herself for it, for not wanting to stop, because she knows that it isn't the worst of it.
killaren asked:
Hi there!
I’m looking for a fic where they’re like maybe archaeologists or just aurors doing like a mystery in some sort of desert ruins and they are searching for some historical thing, get stuck in some sort of ancient tunnel and almost die in it, and at one point there’s some sort of weird mirage magic and they see ppl from the past. I’m sorry that’s super vague! I hope someone knows what I’m talking about.
dramioneasks answered:
Title: Distance
Author: In_Dreams
Rating: M
Genre(s): Romance, Mystery, Adventure
Chapters: 39
Word Count: 138.280
Summary: She’s a novice Unspeakable trying to earn her stripes. He’s a shafted Auror desperate to prove himself. When they end up forced together on a shared assignment, neither is willing to back down. But when the mission pulls them into an ancient world of mystery and adventure, they find themselves depending on each other in a race against time. EWE Dramione.
-Lisa
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